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[gravelocked]

waking up in the middle of the night to find kevin standing beside your bed, blankly staring down at you without a word. you ask him what’s wrong and he just shrugs, “making sure you exist.” before walking back to his desk.

[hotgurl]

(　ﾟ∀ﾟ)っ由 merry christmas mutuals

[castieltrash1]

rank the zodiac signs from best to worst coward

ok here we gO

i was gonna make this detailed but then it’d be 10 pages long so imma give the basic list and then anyone can ask me questions about placements and i’ll explain LOL

also,, disclaimer im a scorpio w/ lots of water and fire placements so that’s who is judging pls dont take offense LOL

- Taurus - Virgo - Scorpio - Libra - Cancer - Pisces - Leo  - Aries - Gemini - Aquarius - Capricorn - Sagittarius

that is the tea

[prevailinglight]

Jim: I’ll have you know. Harvey Bullock might sometimes smell like alcohol and sadness but so do I. He just has the added benefit of smelling like danishes too and that should be celebrated. 

[beetjeverdrietig]

Is een leven zonder mij dan echt beter?

Of waarom laten jullie me anders allemaal in de steek?

[starla-nell]

alphabet meme

tagged by @garretthawkesthighstrap Thank you!

a - age: a gentleman wouldn’t ask, and I am always a gentleman ;)

b - biggest fear: not facing my fears

c - current time: time for you to get a watch hehehehe I love that one

d - drink you last had: water

e - every day starts with: a full glass of water

f - favorite song: This changes so much. At the moment, it’s probably No Guilt in Pleasure by Ms Mr, but ask me again in a week, I just got a Rush album. 

g- ghosts are they real:  not the way you mean when you ask that

h - hometown:  I hail from the fair town of Nunya, BU

i - in love with:  my husband

j - jealous of: I... don’t really get jealous. I mean, I have been, but it’s not a thing right now.  

k - killed someone: neggatory rubber ducky, unless characters count, in which case the closest I’ve come is Kit Brosca killing nameless templars during Broken Circle and plotting the death of a major OC with Rosehip. 

l - last time you cried: A few tears escape while reading certain fics and news stories (you know the ones), but last time I really cried was early on Jan 26th, related to neither of those things. 

n - number of siblings:  Somewhere between 0 and 9, exclusive, depending how you count. 

o - one wish: universal tolerance for all but hate

p - person you last called/texted: My brother 

q - questions you’re always asked: Often favors, because people know I love to help. Never put as a question, always as, gosh golly we could really use some help with... (I’m kidding no one ever says gosh golly.) 

r - reasons to smile: cat, robot, dinosaur birds, and Ordovician demons

s - song last sang: All the way through? The Fire of Committment

t - time you woke up: 7 am

u - underwear color: a dull but pretty peach

v - vacation destination: usually visiting family or a staycation

w - worst habit:  Tumblr, y’all!

x - x-rays you’ve had: teeth, neck, ribs

y - your favorite food: chocolate

z - zodiac sign: Servani

I’ll tag @puppypopcornpizza, @bi-inky, @tearsofwinter, @lizmapes, @turbootaku, and @havvke

Play or not it’s all good! 

[deetron-sims]

ok but like these shirts tho